Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Randomize
