I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
