Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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