I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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