Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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