I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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