Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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