WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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