And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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