You work out of a Hotel?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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