My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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