Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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