dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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