if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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