well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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