do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize