my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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