OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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