Pants 0. Shit 1.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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