do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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