my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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