I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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