All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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