Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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