I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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