Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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