i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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