You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Randomize
