If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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