I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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