I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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