What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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