we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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