Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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