I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Randomize
