Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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