pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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