This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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