Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
