Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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