i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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