32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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