it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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