Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So many bounce houses so little time
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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