Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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