I swear she didn't look like that last week.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I woke up under a house in Key West
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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