Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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