Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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