if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Drake has all the answers
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
