Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just found a bag of teeth...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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