So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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