Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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