Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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