I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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