hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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