i don't plan on having that self control this summer
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
