I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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I believe in your delicious
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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